'Pushpa, I hate tears': Twitter loses it over Rajasthan HC judge's 'peacocks don't have sex' comment

Soon after recommending to the centre that the cow be made the national animal, Rajasthan High Court judge Justice Mahesh Chandra Sharma defended his stance stating that the cow helps us in ‘every possible way’.

Citing Hindu scriptures, including The Ramayana and the Vedas, Justice Sharma said that cow’s milk has always been used to cure various diseases. “I have made the recommendations to the centre. It is the voice of my soul that is talking,” he told the media outside the court.

On questioned why the cow should be made the national animal, Justice Sharma said that the peacock was made the national bird of India because ‘it is a Brahmachari’.  Peacock has pious qualities just like cow -- Peahen doesn't need to have sex to get pregnant, it just swallows 'tears' of the peacock," he said.

While addressing the life imprisonment for cow slaughter, Justice Sharma said that his suggestion would be imposed only for the state of Rajasthan, but was hopeful that a law would eventually be passed across the country.

Here's how Twitter reacted: 

What does the peacock say to the peahen when he is not in the mood? ``Pushpa, I hate tears" #RajasthanJudge #bramhacharipeacock

— T S Sudhir (@Iamtssudhir) May 31, 2017

When a peacock cries, he is actually having an orgasm.

— Samosaji (@ek_samosa_dena) May 31, 2017

Ugh peacocks.
I always knew they'd cry during sex.

— π (@pi_alize) May 31, 2017

Sir, I have better things to do than to 'see peacock do sex'. Thanks. https://t.co/qt9ZQGIYhz

— Zakka Jacob (@Zakka_Jacob) May 31, 2017

Meanwhile cow judge in India gives gyaan on virgin peacock sex. he has read all scriptures except law books Another #Covfefe moment #cow https://t.co/KiRMk9T7yq

— Anindita Datta (@anindita27dc) May 31, 2017

What if cow picks up tears of Peacock?

— Herr Reese (@Homer2bart) May 31, 2017

Profoundly ironical, that it was the peacock (not its tears but plumage) that led Darwin to propose the landmark theory of Sexual Selection.

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARanganathan72) May 31, 2017

Peacock: Let's have sex
Peahen: Dude, we're just good friends
Peacock cries, peahen gets pregnant https://t.co/pKN5A43u5l

— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) May 31, 2017

Pic1: Peacock performing his back breaking mating dance
Pic2: After finding out from the judge that there is no sex involved pic.twitter.com/RnoRBlI5eo

— FarraGau CowFefe (@YearOfRat) May 31, 2017

Peahen gets pregnant by swallowing tears of peacock, says a high court judge - making me shed tears for the quality of our judiciary

— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) May 31, 2017

Peacock is national bird since it's lifelong brahmachari, never has sex with peahen. "Cow" judge preens on camera. Chosen by holy collegium https://t.co/m91CpGQTPS

— Shekhar Gupta (@ShekharGupta) May 31, 2017