Check out what Putin, Obama, Kejriwal, Rahul and others have to say to PM Modi on his sixty-sixth birthday.
Disclaimer: The following is a fake wall.
Narendra Modi: Thank you guys for all the lovely wishes. I am surprised there wasn’t a single 2002 joke.
Arvind Kejriwal: Happy birthday Modiji. I would have sent you a cake but LG Jung took away all the candles. Will ask Manish to pick up something from duty-free on his way back from his ‘educational’ trip.
Rahul Gandhi: Modiji, aapne to bahut masti ki hogi. Ab masti kam karna hoga. Kitna Hindi Sikh gaya mein. Dekho Prashantji. #FeelingProud
Nitish Kumar: I hope you drank some juice in the dark. Also, I need some tips on how to deal with Lalu and gang when you are free. For old time’s sake? The Modi I have is useless.
Sanjay Jha: What about 2002? Oh and Happy Berth Day. You know for surge-pricing in railways that affect less than 1% of railway passengers.
Narendra Modi: If you stop with the lame jokes, I might convince Arnab to take you back on the show. But you stop now.
Sanjay Jha: Oh will you? I miss him, it’s almost like Stockholm Syndrome. I miss him yelling at me. Best return gift over.
Barack Obama: Happy birthday bro. Lots of hugs. Okay gotta go, Michelle is giving me angry looks. Also Hillary really needs my help. Trump is becoming like my Kejriwal, but like 1000 times bigger.
Narendra Modi: Thank you Barack my brother. You are like the brother I never had.
Rahul Gandhi: You have four brothers and one sister for god’s sake!
Narendra Modi: I see Prashantji is really making you do your homework. Love the new DP BTW.
Vladimir Putin: Don’t believe anything Barack says, you know we go way back. Mera juta hai Japani and all that.
Shinzo Abe: Excuse me, cultural appropriation. At least let the Japanese guy say that!
Vladimir Putin: Yeah but we loved Bollywood.
Xi Jinping: I have to pick my words carefully, these days it’s getting harder and harder to censor words.
David Cameron: Sigh none you remember me anymore do you?
Narendra Modi: Awww, of course we do.
Xi Jinping: You put your thing in a pig’s mouth, how could we forget you?
Vladimir Putin: So how did democracy work out for you? *cough* BREXIT *Cough*
Narendra Modi: Okay gotta go guys. My mum is calling. Thanks for the love.
Rahul Gandhi: Aaah. So who's the mamma's boy now? Gotcha.
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