'Diesel prices are up' and other hilarious Vin Diesel jokes rule Twitter

Hollywood actor Vin Diesel was in Mumbai on Thursday to promote his movie XXX: Return of Xander Cage. His arrival was marked with a series of lead-ups including a group of women in nine-yard sarees riding Royal Enfields along the streets of Mumbai. Diesel was also greeted in traditional Maharashtrian style, with people at the airport applying tilak to his forehead.

However, the biggest jokes were on Twitter where people made puns on his name, including one that mentioned that his bald head would be the perfect ad for a Dr Batra hair loss campaign.
Here were some of the tweets that came out

Aladdin @Alllahdin

Kejriwal: How much you charge for one movie?
Vin Diesel: $10 million
Kejriwal: Dekho..Modiji ne Diesel ke bhaav fir badha diye

Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna

Petrol price may increase in this week. #VinDiesel

Bail Buddhi @bailbuddhi

Meanwhile #VinDiesel in #india,
Switched on his phone and got a msg.
Grow back your hair and confidence with Dr Batra.

Harsh @imharsh

Promotion of movie is just an excuse for Vin Diesel to come to India. All he wanted was to meet Dr Batra.