Will you be my politically-correct Valentine ?

SYDNEY: For all those who are still perplexed about how to woo their beloved this valentine, the world's most politically-correct card could be the simplest solution.
 
The card launched in UK guarantees not to offend anyone. It comes with a message which doesn't hurt anybody nor seems to make sexual advances that become basis for harassment claims.

The hilarious message inside reflects the political ideas in which we live.

So the new PC card the message reads: ''Please accept with no obligation my non sexually harassing, potentially platonic Valentine's regards as a token of my/our love, lust or friendship within a relationship that we may or may not choose to be monogamous, whilst understanding that the romantic sentiment that it signifies does in no way guarantee the success or progression of the said relationship over any length of time. The sender reserves the right to remain anonymous.''

'' Pals spoke of the problems they faced giving out Valentine cards. I wanted a one-size-fits-all Valentine card, '' said the card creator Jon Gledstone.