England’s Wayne Rooney obsession doesn’t go down too well with Chat but, Chit’s got a different take
England’s Wayne Rooney obsession doesn’t go down too well with Chat but, Chit’s got a different take
Chit: So you think Rooney’s gonna be fit for the World Cup? I wish he is. He reminds me of a boiling egg. I liked boiled eggs.
Chat: He’ll be fried if he’s fit. The opponents will kick him back to Manchester. And anyways, as our Brazilian (now Portuguese) buddy Deco believes, it’s the typical English whine. Besides, I like my eggs sunny-side up.
Chit: I love wine. You should try it with boiled eggs (giggles). Ok seriously, I think England have a good chance at doing well in Germany, with or without Rooney.
Chat: Yeah, sure. They’ll do well to hold Trinidad. But, with Rooney around they won’t even have 11 men on the pitch. Remember, how he applauded the referee in the Champions League match against Villarreal.
Chit: I think he’s quite smart. If you applaud the referee, it might win you brownie points. I do that to a lot of ‘goodlooking’ boys when they play (winks)
Chat: It also got him sent-off, genius.
Chit: That’s even better. He’ll have more time to party and gamble.
Chat: Precisely the only thing he’ll be doing in Germany, as England won’t even reach far enough for him to participate.
Chit: They might not need him actually. Crouch is shaking it quite alright. Lampard and Gerrard are among the goals. You know what, I think the only team that can beat England are Brazil (sighs)… Ronnie…
Chat: (holds his head) No, your Ronaldinho can’t beat England. But, three other teams will. Maybe I should go try wine and eggs.
About Chat: He’s 19, the game drives him insane as do girls who like it. His logic: Women and football just don’t tango
About Chit: She’s 17, loves footie and, as you’ll find out, her world begins and ends in Porto Alegre (Ronaldinho’s hometown)
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