Pakistan, unable to garner a credible from response from the global community, has instead chose to vent their ire on social media.
Pakistan, unable to garner a credible from response from the global community, has instead chose to vent their ire on social media.
Most Pakistani politicians, including the President (who appears to have trouble with basic spellings) and PM (who has some really unique ideas) seem to spend their entire day, sharing fake news or articles on Jammu and Kashmir.
They’ve also been trying to reach out to every country and organisation to hear them out, but Pakistan’s former Interior Minister and Chairman of the Senate Standing Committee Rehman Malik went a step further and sought help from UNO – you know that card game you played in your youth.
The Senator wrote: “@narendramodi @realUNOgamethese are ur own leaders and hear them what they are saying about the brutalities in IOK.”
With politicians like him, it’s not hard to understand why the world isn’t buying Pak’s stance on Jammu and Kashmir.
@narendramodi @realUNOgame these are ur own leaders and hear them what they are saying about the brutalities in IOK https://t.co/Y9pxwbeT2v
— Senator Rehman Malik (@SenRehmanMalik) August 24, 2019
His deck will have 'Reverse' cards for his entire life.#FunnyNeighbors https://t.co/137880ER2M
— Dikshit दीक्षित ڈਦੀਕਸ਼ਿਤ (@Dikshitgupta1) August 27, 2019
Bloody hell. I am going to follow him.missed so much fun https://t.co/1IOq9CL5UI
— Rakesh Khanna (@Rakesh_Khanna) August 27, 2019
Take 2 mate https://t.co/odQGiWyIWO
— Matt Cole (@MatthewCole2892) August 27, 2019
Dude deadass tagged uno cards instead of United Nations. https://t.co/dXXS52Tagc
— Arshbir Janagal (@Arshbir93) August 26, 2019
Senator, why not @AngryBirds? At least if they hear this they may decide to drop a few eggs from the sky. https://t.co/TRv966nDdq
— Kansara (@kansaratva) August 26, 2019
1. 'Stand with me?'
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The more Imran Khan speaks, the more it becomes clear why his vehement critics caricature him as 'Im the Dim'.
Khan has been raging against India since the Modi government abrogated Article 370 and on Monday, while taking a break from predicting a nuclear winter, Khan urged all Pakistanis to stand for 30 minutes between 12 and 12:30 to ‘show solidarity with Kashmiris’.
One Twitter user wondered how hitting Pakistan’s productivity could benefit Kashmiris, while another wondered if it was for morning or night.
Another user apprehensively worried about Imran’s promised speech at UNGA, whilst another wrote: “Why should our PM be allowed to do comedy at the expense of Kashmiris anyway?”
Another Twitter denizen wondered: “Is this to continue till Kashmir banega Pakistan or only till the UNGA? Please please please ask him to make this a daily programme and for one hour for eternity. That will be a true measure of pak commitment to J&K. “
PM Imran Khan wants everyone to stand every Friday from 12 to 12:30, where ever they are, to show solidarity with the Kashmiris. pic.twitter.com/F9CvaKQBfi
— Naila Inayat नायला इनायत (@nailainayat) August 26, 2019
AM? PM? Both? https://t.co/rD1NycvVRU
— Abhijit Iyer-Mitra (@Iyervval) August 26, 2019
Why should our PM be allowed to do comedy at the expense of Kashmiris anyway? https://t.co/p8p1GEWmAf
— Marvi Sirmed (@marvisirmed) August 26, 2019
With this level of intelligence wonder what kind of speech will he make at the UN? https://t.co/5FwpK9mOsr
— Ayesha Siddiqa (@iamthedrifter) August 26, 2019
After ruining the Kashmir cause with their counterproductive militarism, Pakistan to ruin its own national productivity for 30 minutes every week! Bravo Bajwa-Imran regime https://t.co/4CdOV6Jj6v
— Mohammad Taqi (@mazdaki) August 26, 2019
And the Airspace will be allowed for Modi to travel in all directions .
— Irum Azeem Farooque (@Irumf) August 26, 2019
Kartarpur border is open
Trade will be as usual https://t.co/0fsOqUoj78
Hello @ImranKhanPTI, standing with someone or standing up for someone are metaphors. You, on the other hand, are asking Pakistanis to physically stand for 30 minutes every Friday. It’s not the same thing.
— Major Gaurav Arya (Retd) (@majorgauravarya) August 26, 2019
When you stand up for someone, you do something for them. Now, sit down. https://t.co/4hjGKrZhX4
Pakistan Friday PT
— Amrita Bhinder (@amritabhinder) August 26, 2019
Savadhan - attention Vishram - stand at ease https://t.co/qLeKl0pvMc
Is this to continue till Kashmir banega Pakistan or only till the UNGA? Please please please ask him to make this a daily programme and for one hour for eternity. That will be a true measure of pak commitment to J&K. https://t.co/3IbWHZZWNe
— sushant sareen (@sushantsareen) August 26, 2019
If India and other countries also do the same. The whole world on stand still it would be a real tribute to Sachin Tendulkar https://t.co/SLgRCktCAU
— Maithun (RAW Agent) (@Being_Humor) August 26, 2019
Only Imran Khan can out-stupid Imran Khan. https://t.co/WT0xXBbge2
— Anaya Khan (@AnayaNKhan) August 26, 2019
2. Imran considering blocking land trade route to Afghanistan
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Prime Minister Imran Khan is considering closing Pakistan's airspace to India and blocking its eastern neighbour's land trade route to Afghanistan, the science and technology minister in Islamabad said on Tuesday.
Pakistan reopened its airspace to India in mid-July, having closed it in February after the Pulwama terror attack.
Pakistan's Science and Technology Minister Fawad Chaudhry said Khan was debating whether to close airspace to India and its land routes to Afghanistan.
"Legal formalities for these decisions are under consideration ... Modi has started we'll finish!" Chaudhry said in a tweet.
3. Airspace to be closed
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Pakistani officials were not immediately available for comment.
The airspace closure forced planes into long detours that cost airlines millions of dollars.
