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'Voting Tory will give your wife bigger breasts': Boris Johnson’s most ridiculous quotes over the years

Here are some of his most outrageous comments:

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  • Jul 23, 2019, 08:01 PM IST

Boris Johnson, who will be the new UK Prime Minister has a rich history of saying and writing the most ridiculous things that have caused outrage over the years. The Eton and Oxford Old Boy has a history or riling up people with flamboyant speech and crazy turn-of-phrases.


Here are some of his most outrageous comments:

On Hillary Clinton in 2007

"She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."

 

On Muslim women wearing Burkhas in 2018

"...it is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes."

On Islam in 2005

"To any non-Muslim reader of the Koran, Islamophobia — fear of Islam — seems a natural reaction, and, indeed, exactly what that text is intended to provoke. Judged purely on its scripture — to say nothing of what is preached in the mosques — it is the most viciously sectarian of all religions in its heartlessness towards unbelievers."

 

On Erdogan

There was a young fellow from Ankara

Who was a terrific wankerer

Till he sowed his wild oats

With the help of a goat

But he didn't even stop to thankera.

 

During the 2005 Election

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."

While reviewing a Ferrari in a column

 

It was as though the whole county of Hampshire was lying back and opening her well-bred legs to be ravished by the Italian stallion.

 

On being ‘pro-European’ in a column in 2016

"I'm rather pro-European, actually. I certainly want a European community where one can go and scoff croissants, drink delicious coffee, learn foreign languages and generally make love to foreign women," he said in his

On EU resembling Nazi Germany in 2016

"Napoleon, Hitler, various people tried this out, and it ends tragically. The EU is an attempt to do this by different methods. But fundamentally what is lacking is the eternal problem, which is that there is no underlying loyalty to the idea of Europe."

On Malaysian women attending college in 2013

 [Female students went to university because they] have got to find men to marry.

On black people in 2010

What a relief it must be for Blair to get out of England. It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies.

On Obama in 2006

The part-Kenyan president [has an] ancestral dislike of the British empire – of which Churchill had been such a fervent defender.

On his  Libya trip in 2017

"I think there is a genuine prospect of something happening there.The only thing they've got to do is clear the dead bodies away and then we'll be there."

1. Love for Iliad

Love for Iliad
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Britain’s incoming prime minister once boasted he could recite from heart the first hundred lines of Homer’s Iliad in ancient Greek.

Boris Johnson has long spun political gold from his magniloquent tongue, using what some linguists and observers say bombastic language, esoteric vocabulary, occasional crudity and episodes of bumbling bluster.

He confects what appears to be his unrehearsed speech with references ranging from classical antiquity to popular British culture, and courts popularity-enhancing controversy with the occasional use of what are now considered British imperial anachronisms.

"Johnson's use of language is often a mixture of unexpected metaphors or turns of phrase, hyperbole, and nostalgia, very often with a particularly British twist," said Philip Seargeant, senior lecturer in applied linguistics at the Open University.

His delivery is important, too, said Seargeant, "because this compliments the mock-heroic turn of phrase with a sense of knowing bluster, which imbues a slight sense of comedy into things."

The sheer chutzpah of Johnson's verbal flamboyance has long been one of his hallmarks - from the debating societies of his exclusive boarding school Eton College and later Oxford University to his time as a young newspaper correspondent lampooning the European project from Brussels.

As a politician, he honed his alluring oratory as a television show celebrity and as London mayor. He routinely upstaged leaders of the Conservative Party with speeches at its annual conference that enraptured many grass roots members.

A published author, his books include a biography of his hero and British war leader Winston Churchill. He has received 22,917 pounds ($28,524.79) a month for a weekly column in the Telegraph newspaper.

Behind the verbal acrobatics, though, linguists sense a much more calculating use of language.

"In the public arena he exploits at least the following masks: the rousing orator, the affable conversationalist, and the bumbling amateur," said Paul Chilton, professor emeritus of Linguistics at Lancaster University.

"He knows what works an audience is to make them laugh, and that this also masks lack of policy, unwillingness to commit, half-truths, untruths and ignorance of facts. They are simply irrelevant in showmanship," said Chilton.

Johnson, 55, will become Britain's next prime minister after winning the leadership of the Conservative Party on Tuesday.

2. EU like Hitler's 'superstate'

EU like Hitler's 'superstate'
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He has said his experience as London mayor and later as foreign secretary show he has good grasp of policy and that accusations of untruthfulness are due to quotes being taken out of context.

His use of exaggerated analogies can trigger powerful feelings.

He cast Prime Minister Theresa May's failed deal as giving Britain the "status of a colony." And, during the UK's 2016 Brexit referendum campaign he warned that the European Union was following the path of Adolf Hitler and Napoleon by trying to create a European superstate.

Johnson proposed a "full British Brexit" rather than a "bog roll Brexit," in a reference to toilet paper.

He also once suggested that then U.S. President Barack Obama, whom he described as “part-Kenyan,” as nurturing an ancestral dislike for the British empire. And, he wrote an obscene limerick about President Tayyip Erdogan of Turkey.

In 2016, during his time as Britain's foreign secretary, Johnson said that it would take far too long for him to apologize for the "rich thesaurus" of disobliging remarks he'd made about world leaders over the years that were "somehow misconstrued."

3. Love for Ancient Greece

Love for Ancient Greece
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Few modern politicians display their admiration for ancient Greece as much as Britain's next prime minister - full name Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, but commonly referred to as simply 'Boris.'

Having studied classics at university, Johnson knows Latin and Ancient Greek.

In a recent interview with talkRADIO, he moved, in minutes, from an admission of making models of London buses out of cardboard boxes to being a fan of Pericles of Athens, a famous Greek statesman and orator who lived in the 5th century BC.

"His occasional use of classical languages serves several purposes – it’s a way of claiming some sort of authority," said Chilton, who also noted Johnson's penchant for classical oratorical techniques.

In a speech last week to party members during his party leadership campaign, Johnson brandished a kipper fish and pointed to its freezer packaging to ridicule the absurdity of European Union regulation.

EU law does not require such packaging. Johnson supporters have said he was using the fish as an illustration.

4. "PICCANINNIES" AND "LETTER BOXES"

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The Johnsonian word-hoard includes phrases that have caused offense, including referring to "piccaninnies" in the Commonwealth, which he later apologized for.

He also has described Muslim women in burkas as looking "like letter boxes." When recently asked about the comment during a televised debate, Johnson said he was sorry for any offence caused.

As a journalist, his car reviews were drenched in crude sexual metaphors about gearsticks, "chicks" and even an English county "lying back and opening her well-bred legs to be ravished by the Italian stallion" of a Ferrari F430.

Such is Johnson's unconventional success that he has been compared to U.S. President Donald Trump. Both have praised each other, though New York-born Johnson uses Twitter much more modestly.

"Johnson shares some rhetorical tricks with Trump," attributing comments that might cause offense to other people, said Seargeant. "This builds in a level of, albeit very specious, deniability,"

 

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