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1.Salman Khan

Why it fits: He doesn’t like people from his fraternity, especially those he interacts with socially, fight with each other. If he can offer an olive branch to SRK, he can definitely play mediator here.
2.Rohit Shetty

Why it fits: Because he doesn’t like unpleasantness and it hurts him when two people he likes get into a fight. Also, he is friends with Ajay for years. And he is making a film for Karan. This puts him in a weird place because he is fond of both of them.
3.Hrithik Roshan

Why it fits: Hrithik Roshan is too wrapped up in his own world and doesn’t keep tabs on what is going on. So, this is how he is like lt to reach when he sees KRK’s press conference on TV.
4.Ajay Devgn

Why it fits: Ajay is probably saying this now that Karan Johar has maintained silence despite two statements from Ajay.
5.Karan Johar

Why if fits: Karan Johar is silent but not reacting. But when he does, this director with the gift of the gab, is going to be killer.
6.Kamaal R Khan

Why it fits: Because it fits with this pint-sized man’s planet-sized ego.
7.Akshay Kumar

Why it fits: He never gets into any controversies. He just had a movie clash with Hrithik Roshan but there was no ugliness. He can’t understand why people don’t fight fair.
8.Kangana Ranaut

Why it fits: The actress has had massive problems with both KJo as well as Devgn. And she doesn’t believe in ending fights. Hrithik will agree.
9.Mahesh Bhatt

Why it fits: Because Mahesh Bhatt loves to spew iterate philosophy. Also, Ajay is Punjabi and Karan is half-Punjabi
10.Kajol

Why it fits: She is the only one who can resolve this. Because both men will listen to her. Or will they?
11.Shah Rukh Khan

Why it fits: He will call Karan Johar and offer his support. Because he has clashed with Ajay Devgn during Son of Sardar and Jab Tak Hai Jaan. And he had promised KJo’s dad that he will always have his back.
12.And a meme for all

All filmmakers:
Why it fits: Because most of them will call both and tell both of them that they are on his side and no one will take a stand publicly. Because kya pata kab kaam nikal aaye?
All actresses:
Why it fits: Women don’t hit each other below the belt. They don’t understand why things have escalated to this.
All actors:
Why it fits: Men don’t get involved in each other’s fights. They let them handle it.