Values our politicians hold; leaders are no more gods

In ancient times, kings were considered Gods. When we regard monarchs like Janaka and Dasharata, we understand why. Their lives were wedded to values, their characters steeped in principles. Today, to find a definition for our leaders, we have to turn to The Devil’s Dictionary.

And it says, “Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.”- Ambrose Bierce.

Our politicians do possess values. We need only to understand them. The first is called ‘self-interest.’ It often cowers under names like service and sacrifice. A politician, standing for election was told by a friend, “The vice-president is planning to contest against you.” “What a rogue!” was the politician’s reaction.

The friend added, “The secretary too has filed his nomination.” “Another rascal…” said the politician. “But I was joking,” said the friend. “Both are planning to support you.” “See what you’ve done!” admonished the politician. “You’ve made me say nasty things about two of my best friends.”

All politicians worship another God — convenience. The king was visiting a village. Everywhere, he noticed signs of amazing marksmanship. Trees, barns and fences had circles with an arrow at the exact centre. “Bring me this extraordinary archer,” he commanded. Soon, Nasruddin Mullah was produced before him.

“However do you do it?” asked the king. “Simple!” replied Nasruddin, “I first shoot the arrow and then draw the circle.” Isn’t this exactly what our politicians do? First proclaim their stance, then invent arguments to fit it?

But ‘manipulation’ is their highest God. A politician was taken to court for corrupt dealings. He asked his lawyer, “What will induce the judge to decide in our favour?” “Don’t even mention it,” said the lawyer. “The judge is incorruptible.” The case was surprisingly disposed off in record time and in favour of the politician. Later, he explained to the lawyer, “I heeded your advice. I sent the judge a gift - on behalf of my opponent.” If one is a politician, even virtue can be manipulated.

That’s why, when Aesop, centuries ago said, “We hang the petty criminals and we elect the big ones to public office,” we know that some things will never change.