You get a red card too!

Zinedine Zidane was handed a red card for an illegal head butt — but if red cards could be handed out for flying off the handle at inopportune moments, several Indian celebs would make the list as well...

Red carded: Salman Khan

Head-butt moment: Salman called up Viveik Oberoi 21 times one night allegedly because he was jealous of the latter’s relationship with Aishwarya Rai. He apparently even challenged Viveik to a duel! Of course, the whole world got to know of this sordid affair the very next when Viveik called a press conference.

Our punishment: Bar Salman’s outgoing calls from 9pm - 9am.

Red carded: Salman Khan again!

Head-butt: After a heated argument at a party with Subhash Ghai, Salman Khan decided to give the showman a ‘golden’ shower.

Our punishment: Compulsory week’s stay at the nearby sulabh shauchalaya.

Red carded: Vishal Dadlani (lead vocalist of the rock band Pentagram)

Head-butt moment: When he hurled a six foot mike stand at an unappreciative crowd at the ‘Moshmania’ rock concert in Mumbai. A young fan got hurt in the bargain and had to be given four stitches.

Our punishment: An entry kit with tomatoes and rotten eggs should compulsorily given to spectators before every show…as they say — actions speak louder than words.  

Red carded: Raveena Tandon

Head-butt moment: Raveena Tandon poured wine over her husband Anil Thadani’s ex-wife Natasha Sippy at a party. She claimed Natasha was bad mouthing her spouse.

Our punishment: A chocolate massage for Natasha sponsored by Raveena.

Red carded: Raja Dhody

Head-butt moment: At midnight in Trattoria, Sheetal Mafatlal and Poonam Bhagat made derogatory remarks against Queenie Dhody attacking her character, sense of style and marital status. This infuriated Raja who left a stinging impression on Sheetal’s cheek!

Our punishment: He should be made to kiss the cheek he slapped!

Red carded: Devaunshi Mehta

Head-butt moment: At Devaunshi’s show at the Taj (the same one that Naomi Campbell attended) Poonam Bhagat was not invited. She gate-crashed the party and infuriated by her audacity, Devaunshi hurled a glass of champagne in her face!

Our punishment: Dom is for drinking Devaunshi dear, not flinging. If you can’t appreciate bubbly you should be banned from tasting it!

Red carded: Sonia Garware

Head-butt moment: Apart from slapping sis’-in-law Ramona, Sonia also beat up Sadhika Randhawa (model Jesse Randhawa’s sister) outside Breach Candy hospital. Turns out that their common paramour Uru Patel (Sonia was to be his fiancée) was two-timing both lovely ladies. Sonia enraged with Sadhika landed a few good punches into her adversary.

Our punishment: Handcuff slap-happy Sonia whenever she gets dangerously close to a female co-star.

Red carded: Akashdeep Saigal

Head-butt moment: Actor Akashdeep Saigal, who played the villainous Ansh Gujral in ‘Kyunkii Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi’, took his vile act a bit too seriously. Playing husband to Nandini (Gauri Pradhan), a scene needed him to twist her hand. Akashdeep gave it such a vicious twist, that it resulted in a bad sprain causing Gauri to momentarily black out.

Our punishment: With such great arm-twisting talents, sign him up for politics.