We say so

Five experts pick on five celebrities of their choice and advise them.

Sarita Tanwar

Ram Gopal Varma: Stop talking about Sholay till its about to release.
Aditya Chopra: Show us your face.
Madhur Bhandarkar: Stick to the streets; step away from the corporate and fashion worlds.
JP Dutta: Spare us. Really.
Suneel Darshan and Dharmesh Darshan: Its 2007, not 1969.

Rajeev Masand

Priyanka Chopra: Fire your dress designer now!
Aishwarya Rai: Do us all a favour, please stop giggling.
Vikram Bhatt: Write something original. How much will you depend on DVDs?
Kangana Ranaut: Please get a speech therapist and dialogue coach immediately.
Suneel Darshan: Find a hobby, direction is not for you. How about origami or pottery?

Deepa Gahlot

Rekha: Please pick movies with care, one more like Bach Ke Rehna Re Baba and Kudiyon Ka Hai Zamana and the diva status is under serious threat.
Priyadarshan: How about a nice original film for a change? We’d like to see what made the Kerala filmmaker such a star director— and it couldn’t have been other people’s movies!
Govinda: Lose weight, get a new stylist and ask Salman Khan who does his hair.
Abhishek Bachchan: Put an end to the suspense and the media’s misery and announce the wedding date, or pandits will keep crawling out of the woodwork, with inside ‘garland’ stories.
Aishwarya Rai: Do visit a church, gurdwara, Buddhist math and synagogue too — let the photographers get the full secular picture. After all, they’ve got to make a living too.

Indu Mirani

Salman Khan: My dear, you’ve got it all, done well. But its time now that you move on in life and prove to your audience that you’re truly versatile and worthy of all the praise you get. Please do different kind of roles and make us proud.
John Abraham: You’re going great guns. Please do just that. 
Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra: Mr. Mehra, please stop taking yourself too seriously. Believe me, it will be great if you do that.
Sanjay Leela Bhansali: Sir, I have the same advice for you too. There is life beyond being serious.
Karan Johar: Please have some realistic people in your films. We’ll sure enjoy them more.

Mayank Shekhar

John Abraham: Take a short sabbatical, and enroll in a good acting school; never too late, and you can afford it.
Ram Gopal Varma: Stop talking about Sholay, just show us the film now.
JP Dutta: Stop making movies
Shekhar Kapoor: Start making movies
Radio stations: Go easy on Himesh, 24x7, please!