Salman Rushdie has taken to Twitter to mock the doomed marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
The 64-year-old Satanic Verses novelist also tweeted his inspiration was that he was challenged and he “can’t resist a challenge”.
“The marriage of poor kim (pound)kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian,” the New York Daily News quoted him as tweeting.
“Her kris kried, not fair! why kan’t I keep my share?
“But kardashian fell klean outa fashian,” he added.