5 point something: Why Parsis are such a great community

1. They have the best lawyers, doctors and engineers in Mumbai
    
2. Some of the largest corporate houses in India are owned by them, and yet they are so low key
    
3. Nobody does the kind and extent of philanthropic work as they do
    
4. They look after everything so carefully. A second hand car previously owned by one would  sell with a slight premium
    
5. Life would be so boring without their entertainment

(The author is a bored Mumbai bachelor. 5 Point Something is all in good fun and not meant to cause offence.)