'Voting Tory will give your wife bigger breasts': Boris Johnson’s most ridiculous quotes over the years
Here are some of his most outrageous comments:
Boris Johnson, who will be the new UK Prime Minister has a rich history of saying and writing the most ridiculous things that have caused outrage over the years. The Eton and Oxford Old Boy has a history or riling up people with flamboyant speech and crazy turn-of-phrases.
Here are some of his most outrageous comments:
On Hillary Clinton in 2007
"She's got dyed blonde hair and pouty lips, and a steely blue stare, like a sadistic nurse in a mental hospital."
On Muslim women wearing Burkhas in 2018
"...it is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes."
On Islam in 2005
"To any non-Muslim reader of the Koran, Islamophobia — fear of Islam — seems a natural reaction, and, indeed, exactly what that text is intended to provoke. Judged purely on its scripture — to say nothing of what is preached in the mosques — it is the most viciously sectarian of all religions in its heartlessness towards unbelievers."
On Erdogan
There was a young fellow from Ankara
Who was a terrific wankerer
Till he sowed his wild oats
With the help of a goat
But he didn't even stop to thankera.
During the 2005 Election
"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
While reviewing a Ferrari in a column
It was as though the whole county of Hampshire was lying back and opening her well-bred legs to be ravished by the Italian stallion.
On being ‘pro-European’ in a column in 2016
"I'm rather pro-European, actually. I certainly want a European community where one can go and scoff croissants, drink delicious coffee, learn foreign languages and generally make love to foreign women," he said in his
On EU resembling Nazi Germany in 2016
"Napoleon, Hitler, various people tried this out, and it ends tragically. The EU is an attempt to do this by different methods. But fundamentally what is lacking is the eternal problem, which is that there is no underlying loyalty to the idea of Europe."
On Malaysian women attending college in 2013
[Female students went to university because they] have got to find men to marry.
On black people in 2010
What a relief it must be for Blair to get out of England. It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies.
On Obama in 2006
The part-Kenyan president [has an] ancestral dislike of the British empire – of which Churchill had been such a fervent defender.
On his Libya trip in 2017
"I think there is a genuine prospect of something happening there.The only thing they've got to do is clear the dead bodies away and then we'll be there."