TECHNOLOGY
A hilarious new book, iTwit: Fake Apps For Genuine Idiots offers some applications you won't find on iTunes, reports The Sun.
Ever thought of having an iphone application that would seek penance for your sins or how guffy your used underpants are? Well, they might seem a fantasy, but are set to turn real soon.
A hilarious new book, 'iTwit: Fake Apps For Genuine Idiots' offers some applications you won't find on iTunes, reports The Sun.
Here are some of the most interesting ones.
Sniff
If you're late for that important date or too busy even to look at a washing machine, this app gives you a digital reading of just how guffy your used underpants are.
Simply point your device at the offending smalls and Sniff Tester will assess whether you can eke out one more day's use.
Conker
Health-and-safety killjoys want to ban conkers. But fear not, kids can now play the game using an iPhone.
Download this app, choose your virtual conker and bake in a virtual cooker or dip it in virtual vinegar. Come match day, string up your phone and swing it toward your opponent's until one smashes.
4GiveMe
Busy souls can sometimes find it tricky to get to church to ask forgiveness for their sins.
But 4GiveMe turns your phone into a pocket confessional, which may just save you from burning in hell.
Key in your misdemeanour and your virtual confessor suggests a penance to fit your busy schedule. Wiping the slate clean has never been easier.
Cattle Prod
Do you get frustrated that your family never listen to you? Or wish there was a physically debilitating but non-lethal way of exerting your authority?
Now there is. Simply download Cattle Prod and turn your iPhone into a handy tool that fires off a powerful electric bolt.
eSpoon
If you enjoy grub on the go, this app's very tasty.
Download a selection of virtual spoons and pick your favourite, then use it to scoop your food and, hey presto, you need never be caught eating with your fingers.
An inbuilt temperature gauge - or Goldilocks mode - tells you if food is too hot or cold.
Cat Scan
Ever wondered what your cat gets up to at night? This will tell you.
Strap your iPhone to your moggy's belly during their afternoon snooze.
At night, when they venture out, the phone's GPS and night vision tell you where your cat is leaving a mess, which suitors they have and which neighbour gives them scraps of food on the sly.
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