Forget Preity, Bipasha and the rest of them. Today, as the election results are announced, is the day of the real stars – India’s hotshot politicians. As a special treat, After Hrs has forced them to “endorse” products that, we hope, best suit their… err, ideologies and temperaments. As they spend the day trading deals and allegations, we’ll be staring at them in open-mouthed amazement.

Before that, here’s a little fun at their expense. From shampoos to batteries to handbags and even our own newspaper, here are today’s biggest names and biggest players selling their wares. (With due apologies to the original ads and products…naah!)