Laugh aloud on Rajinikanth jokes

Jokes on Indian cinema icon Rajinikanth are a rage on social networking sites, but his daughter Soundarya doesn't mind. Read on, enjoy and laugh a little.* Once Rajinikanth's leg fell on banana skin and the earth slipped from below.* Rajinikanth's cricket team beat Australia by an innings and 44 runs in a One-Day International.* The world experienced tsunami Dec 26, 2004 because Rajinikanth sneezed.* When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajinikanth!* Only Rajini sir knows the exact number of stars in the sky.* Rajinikanth once raced with Light. Light came third. Rajini's shadow was second.* Once a farmer put Rajinikanth's picture as a scarecrow in his field, and guess what...the birds even brought back the grain they stole last year.* Rajinikanth's Class 6 notes are now known as Wikipedia.* The ice age ended when Rajinikanth lost his cool.* Only Rajinijanth has 32 wisdom teeth.