Twitter handle @TheUniverse answers all of life's meaningful questions

Have you ever asked a question to the Universe? Why something is happening to you, or why someone has something you don't have. Well, everyone has at some point, but have you ever gotten a reply? Look no further, @TheUniverse will answer all your questions.

This parody Twitter account tracks down people who use the words 'the universe' in their tweets and answers their questions. The account also puts out fun pictures and statements that the universe might say as well as tweets about things that the universe does.

Although the account hasn't been that active off late, it's still a fun account to have on your Twitter feed.

@Chutipond WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 19, 2012

The Universe will ask you the real questions. 

@ImLauraHoran WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE ME MORE, LAURA

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 18, 2012

It explains what it wants. 

@embeemadakie YEAH, DO IT.

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 13, 2012

 It's not afraid to get you on its team.

@ChaseTheVerb57 CAN NOT CONFIRM OR DENY THIS

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 13, 2012

It will not reveal top secret information. No breach of security here.

@Amanga_M YOU HAVEN'T APPRECIATED ME ENOUGH

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 12, 2012

Again with the self pity from The Universe. 

@trishanicole13 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 12, 2012

 And of course, like everyone, The Universe just wants to be noticed

@sydneyholla HEY, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 12, 2012

The stress of being the Universe, can make it a little cranky. And quite morbid. 

@THEUNlVERSE the thing is I'm ready for the UK but is the UK ready for me?

— cKirstenk (@MrJungMan) December 12, 2012

The Universe doesn't beat around the bush. It tells you straight up what you should do. 

@yungtupave @cearl19 WHO IS THIS OTHER UNIVERSE I KEEP HEARING ABOUT

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 10, 2012

And clearly does not like to be replaced.

NOT TO BRAG, BUT ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS EXIST BECAUSE OF ME.

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) November 8, 2012

The Universe isn't afraid of telling you, you owe it everything. 

.@jhonni_blaze58 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE DRUGS BEFORE GOING TO SEE ME, WE CAN JUST, Y'KNOW, HANG OUT.

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) November 6, 2012

It tries to shy you away from bad habits. 

I REGRET NOTHING pic.twitter.com/G7546lYw

— THE UNIVERSE (@THEUNlVERSE) December 21, 2012

And is a little bit of an jerk. 

@THEUNlVERSE Find the nearest galactic theater and get on that my friend.

— Thomas (@TStape03) July 20, 2012

 But is not afraid of admitting that it's behind the times, and has not seen the best movie ever.