The Wankband: Charge your phone while pleasuring yourself

This little gizmo just made my day; it's clearly the most wtf moment this week, and I'll be a monkey's uncle if I don't share it with everyone. You can now charge your phone while participating in a little "self-loving" session. 

The scientists at Pornhub (no, I'm not linking that here) have developed a wearable gadget that lets you charge your electronics by masturbating. Internal magnets sitting within a wire coil charge up energy when put through an up-down motion, which you can then use to charge your devices via USB. Theoretically, this probably means you can charge your phone with the swinging motion of your arms as you walk, but this IS Pornhub after all, so why be coy? And the device is unisex, which is good for gender equality I guess. The name for this body-shaking wristband? The WankBand.......yep, I've seen everything now. 

The product is still in development and Pornhub is inviting Beta testers (SFW link) to "Do your part, with your part." And you'll be saving the planet, so it's guilt-free.