
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that these days at Mumbai cocktail parties instead of discussing whether they prefer Mukesh Ambani to Anil Ambani, people are discussing if they prefer Hillary Clinton to Barack Hussein Obama.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that there are more news items indicting cops than news items indicting criminals these days.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that when Indians who live in America return they treat this country as if it were a social experiment, as opposed to Indians who’ve lived in England treating it as a romantic journey.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I’d like to say that Rajdeep Sardesai’s newly trimmed school-prefect haircut makes him the best looking TV anchor. That is after his wife Sagarika.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that there are too many award ceremonies these days. Awards for the best Indian, the best businessman, the best actor, the best citizen. It seems that in India today, each time an organisation wants to attract some attention and more importance — some ad revenue — they present an award — which no one takes seriously — not even the awardees.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that the best massages are had the further east you travel away from India. Sri Lanka, Burma, Thailand, Indonesia and best of all in Japan.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that now that Kamala Das is moving back to Maharashtra it seems like poetry is moving back to Mumbai’s soul.
Apropos absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that altruism is alive and kicking in Mumbai — and if you doubt it just spend a day with Vandana Gupta and her V-Care organisation that looks after cancer patients.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that there is so much wine being served in Mumbai today that some times I long for the days when the chic parties served Old Monk rum.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that never has the phrase ‘laughing all the way to the bank’ been more apt than when it’s been used in reference to Shilpa Shetty.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that more than the couples themselves, all of India is preparing itself for the Bachchan-Rai and Hurley-Nair big fat Indian weddings.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that you can tell how fickle the fashion world is by how quickly it has buried and forgotten the memory of India’s first real fashion designer — Rohit Khosla.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that the era of the formula film with the vamp and the villain and lots of dishum-dishum is well and truly over.
Apropos of absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that as far as the Oscars are concerned India seems to be doomed to be always the bridesmaid — never the bride!
And apropos absolutely nothing at all I would like to say that it is just as hard to choose between Hillary and Obama as it was between Mukesh and Anil!
