Gatecrash a Page 3 party
After you gatecrash, don't forget to get drunk and thank the host profusely for (not) inviting you. While doing this, make sure you're being shot by the paparazzi. You might end up on Page 3. Negative publicity is publicity after all. You could even pull off a Rakhi-Mika kiss-miss, for instance.
Kiss-miss: The infamous Rakhi-Mika kiss