Ever found yourself in the middle of passionate sex with your partner only to be jolted from bliss by, let’s say, a vaginal fart? While we expect to get pleasure from sex, we also find a way of being embarrassed during the act. We spoke to four couples who were sporting enough to narrate an embarrassing situation that left them red-faced during intercourse.
Hot mess
Sex can be a dirty business. Anuj* and Piyush* were not aware that pooping yourself was a possible side-effect of penetrative sex, until it happened to them. The boys decided to give into passion after a rather heavy meal. While Anuj wanted a little over-the-sweater-action, Piyush wanted to dive right in. The result: Anuj’s meals evacuated his bowels. He was mortified; it was all over the sheets and everything. Piyush gave his boo great advice: If you’re going to play in the mud, you will get dirty.
Snooze fest?
Have you ever fallen asleep during intercourse? Meet Shreya* and Bhupen*. The married couple confess to having ‘great sex’. However, given Bhupen’s stamina in bed, he tends to want to continue thrusting at least thrice... in one night! Shreya, however, tends to tire easily. So when the couple was on Round 3, Shreya dozed off. Bhupen’s ego took a beating and decided to limit his appetite to one round thereafter.
Midnight mishap
A secret midnight romp is what most engaged couples resort to in order to avoid the prying eyes of family and friends. Reuben* and Jess* would meet after 1 am (thrice a week) at her home, once her parents and baby brother were asleep. During one steamy session, Jess’s brother walked in on them. The little one thought his sister was having a bad dream and rushed to call mom and dad. Understandably, Reuben’s midnight visits have been suspended temporarily.
Outdoor blooper
Experimental sex is the best kind. Don’t believe us? Ask Akshay*. He loves the outdoors and even convinced his boyfriend Rahul* to have sex on his terrace. Rahul gave in after much persuasion. It was about 10 minutes into the act when Rahul noticed something flashing. Someone was recording them in night vision mode. The couple picked up whatever semblance of dignity they had left, and made a run for it. Now, they engage in coitus behind closed doors.
(*Names changed on request)
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