A simple recipe for disaster

Hello readers. This week in 'cook my disaster', we wish to teach you the recipe for making a useful food type that can be made once every few years. Please follow the instructions carefully. This recipe has been found to work in several countries.

Ingredients required: Religion (It doesn't matter which one)
Politics
Liberal amount of money
Powerful political support
Large scale propaganda mechanism
Staunch followers who will believe anything you say without questioning
Procedure: To begin with, take a pan full of people who wish to better their lives.
Add five spoons of hope and a promise of a better future for all.
Keep these in a separate vessel on mild heat for a while.

Meanwhile, add several tablespoons of communal poison and spread hatred against people from a different religion. Allow this to simmer for a long while. Note: Longer periods of soaking in this stage will ensure better results)

Add several layers of pseudoscience (source the best claims from a local producer, but attribute it to NASA), claims of a glorious past for your religion and defend it vehemently against logic and reason. Claim that your religion is ridiculed by people of a different religion.

This will be the right time to announce your payment gateway portals to rake in party donations. We know for a fact that people in fear tend to donate more. Capitalise on this well.

Grind several rounds of hate speech with the use of a polarising extremist leader.

Slice down media reporting on said hate speech into small pieces using your large army of delusional supporters.

Season the mixture with several forms of discrimination for added flavour.

Add rioting, murder and pillaging to taste.

Mix all the ingredients thoroughly kept at high heat conditions for maximum polarisation.

Isolate and treat all inter-religious couples with adequate vigilante action to ensure a homogenous consistency in the final output.

When you open the pan, you will see that you have won the elections.

Make the extremist leader the chief minister of the state as garnishing.

Forget all promises of hope and better life by removing it with a strainer.

Ignore any instance of communal disharmony and suffering of people after. That part of the food is not very useful.

Serve stale and reuse as often as needed.

Disclaimer: The stench from the mixture might give you the illusion of progress that is expected of modern society. But you will likely be going back in time. Ignore all consequences.

Additional Note: If someone points out that this food is terrible, point them to a different bad food and say that this is better. Never accept that your food is bad no matter how disgusting it is. You can consider calling food critics as anti-food traitors.

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