India
For a while, Twitter went to the dogs.
Updated : Sep 13, 2016, 09:44 PM IST
There are few greater crimes in modern urban India than admitting than one doesn’t like dogs. It’s almost inexplicable, but the moment you say you don’t like those furry fleabags, the world starts to look at you like you’re a psycho who has been let out of the asylum. And on Tuesday, the great minds of Twitter were overcome with emotion when a woman reportedly dumped her ‘arranged marriage’ prospect because the guy didn’t like dogs.
Karishma Walia, a girl from Bangalore who works in Deloitte in Gurgaon rejected a guy her mother thought was an ‘excellent match’ because he was ‘good looking’ and ‘well-off’.Walia told: “For my dog, I am the only one. And that’s all that matters.”
According to BuzzFeed, Walia said her mother thought the guy was an excellent match because he was good looking and well-off. “There was a lot of family pressure, and they still think I did the wrong thing by raising the concern about my dog.”
Though her family, felt the guy was ‘an eligible bachelor’, the girl rejected her after he refused to get on-board with the dog. This saw the dog snap and bark saying, ‘please marry the dog in the case’. She added: “I have been talking to him for over a week now. I spoke to him couple of times more, and he pissed me off with the way he was enforcing his decisions on me.” And what did Twitter think. Go on, see it:
For a second I thought which restaurant served dog meat to a food blogger instead of goat, and of all the days, today
— Chinmay S (@chin80) September 13, 2016
A dog taking a selfie to upload on matrimonial site 1 RT= 1 match pls support pic.twitter.com/EAG0DvvCrl
— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) September 13, 2016
Dogs on TL after reading all dog tweets pic.twitter.com/GEbWU6B1Lb
— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) September 13, 2016
The most famous dog lover, ever. pic.twitter.com/6JjJBoueuR
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 13, 2016
Me: Abey kutte kahin ke !
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 13, 2016
Friend: Kya hai, gaali kyu de raha hai ?
Me: Gaali ? You are a dog lover, no ?
Friend: Oh yes, ek baar fir bol pls
Dog is a man's best friend.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) September 13, 2016
Mother is equivalent to God for him.
Guy chose god over friend.
*Bloody Religious Fanatic
Looks like a dog ate everyone's homework today.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) September 13, 2016
If I were the girl.#DogBeforeGuy pic.twitter.com/NgKXsztnVT
— Not Monika (@blahfamous) September 13, 2016
A girl rejects a guy for a dog, this is what happens when a guy doesn't know how to use snapchat dog filter.
— Saint Maithun (@Being_Humor) September 13, 2016
What would have happened if a guy dumped a girl over a dog?
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) September 13, 2016
100 guys would have asked girl out saying- Maine to kutta kabhi dekha bhi nahi
At least no one dumped me for a dog. #SelfPatOnTheBack
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) September 13, 2016
Man tries to convince woman to give up her dog. Woman turns down the arranged marriage. Turns out he was barking up the wrong stree. #sorry
— Nigel Britto (@NigelBritto) September 13, 2016
[before marriage]
— Meow Meow Fuzzyface (@krazyfrog) September 13, 2016
“Do you have a dog as pet?”
“Haha no”
“Okay cool”
[on wedding night]
*girl opens a suitcase full of spiders*
Waiting for dog filter on Bharat matrimony.
— Ivan Mehta (@IndianIdle) September 13, 2016
How to Talk to a Woman with a Dog
— Meow Meow Fuzzyface (@krazyfrog) September 13, 2016