India
Updated : Oct 31, 2014, 06:51 PM IST
Twitter is a place where politics, sports, life philosophies, and real life pathos often get covered under a single hashtag. One such hashtag was used by enthusiastic Twitterati on Friday - Halloween - and #ScaryStoriesIn5Words has been the top trend on the micro-blogging website for the last few hours. Creative Twitter users have made fun of literally everybody under the sun. Here is a collage of the irreverent take of Twitter users on society and life in general using the #ScaryStoriesIn5Words hashtag:
The dreaded weight question:
You have put on weight? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— sunetra choudhury (@sunetrac) October 31, 2014
The civil breakup line:
The problem is NOT you #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Lopamudra Ghatak (@cyclopsee) October 31, 2014
How will we see Homeland then??
Torrent sites will be banned. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Vijayeta (@SacredInsanity) October 31, 2014
The nosy neighbour or distant relative we all hate:
Beta, kitna kama lete ho? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Harpreet Singh (@Harry_Jerry) October 31, 2014
The story of people who suffered in the hands of over enthusiastic parents:
"Uncle ko gaa ke sunao" #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Kalashnikov Seeker (@wastedaman) October 31, 2014
All people in the 'marriageble' age bracket have been bombarded with this question:
Beta, meet this girl once. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words #RishtaEdition
— Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk) October 31, 2014
Politically incorrect but true...
Aaj kaam wali nahi aayegi. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Sanah (@Catopatra) October 31, 2014
No, infinity is not the right answer.
How much do you love me? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) October 31, 2014
Extremely scary line....
Bhai result aa gaya apana. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Qalam Wala Boy™ (@baawraman) October 31, 2014
Self explanatory:
I saw Happy New Year #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— 3D Arnab (@3DArnab) October 31, 2014
NSA on the other side of the phone....scary, scary thought!
#Scarystoriesin5words “Hello, this is Ajit Doval…”
— Shom(x3)ShamoShasha (@sidin) October 31, 2014
Strictly rhetorical question from affable tau-ji:
Kitne attempts hue CA ke? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) October 31, 2014
Iss Tweet mein KICK hain:
I just lurrrrv Salman Khan #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) October 31, 2014
Nightmare at 9.00 pm.:
The nation wants to know. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— FakeJourno (@FakeJourno) October 31, 2014
Extremely dangerous lines, especially if you are near or in a high-end mall:
Baby credit card do zara. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— P. (@SocialBitterfly) October 31, 2014
We have all heard this line after the end of a disastrous interview:
We'll get back to you. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words #HREdition
— Aficionado (@TheAngrezJailer) October 31, 2014
Some sports banter:
Boria is ghostwriting Sachin's autobiography #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— cornerd (@cornerd) October 31, 2014
Ishant Sharma bowling death overs #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Gaurav Sethi (@BoredCricket) October 31, 2014
India versus Sri Lanka Series #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Gaurav Sethi (@BoredCricket) October 31, 2014
Food problems:
Lunch me Lauki banayi hai #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) October 31, 2014
We serve only veg food #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Kalyan Karmakar (@Finelychopped) October 31, 2014
Mandatory unsolicited advice:
Engineering karlo bahot scope hai #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Darpan Singh (@darpans) October 31, 2014
Ohh the horror....
Your pant's zip is open #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— sodeep (@Reviewero) October 31, 2014
Anjaana Anjaani 2 coming soon! Cc: @indiantweeter #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Advaita Kala (@AdvaitaKala) October 31, 2014
Sooryavansham aa rahi Setmax pe #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Champ-u-terology (@BolshoyBooze) October 31, 2014
Finally, some political banter:
I'm joining BJP ~ Sanjay Jha #ScaryStoriesIn5Words #BJPEdition
— Marwaari (@Marwaari) October 31, 2014
Arvind Kejriwal bahumat se jeete. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— TheBlackMagicWoman (@aanchalator) October 31, 2014
Rahul Gandhi,India's future PM #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Sting Ray (@Purba_Ray) October 31, 2014
"Achche din aane waale hain." #ScaryStoriesIn5Words
— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) October 31, 2014