Film Review: Ridley Scott's 'Exodus' is underwhelming at best

Film: Exodus: Gods And Kings
Director: Ridley Scott
Cast: Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton, Ben Kingsley, Sigourney Weaver, Aaron Paul, John Turturro, Golshifteh Farahani
Rating: **

What's it about: A prince of Egypt learns the truth of his origins, is exiled when found out, returns to free his people years later from 400 years of slavery and oppression and take on the might of a king who considers himself a god.

What's hot: The fact that Ridley Scott was brave enough to attempt and complete a film that is based on one of the most well known of Old Testament stories from the Bible. That his vision is so different from the classic DeMille version (The Ten Commandments) or the more modern animated version (The Prince of Egypt). The fact that he tries to be as scientifically believable and historically accurate as one can possibly be, in a story of this scale and importance to two major faiths.

What's not: While I inevitably bring the Catholic bias into this, I have to say this: You don't mess with a classic too much. Or try to fix something that ain't broke. And if you do, make a compelling case. Scott just need have looked to Mel Gibson for inspiration. The Passion Of the Christ went against the grain and succeeded only because the director had the courage to follow his vision through. Exodus seems to be in something of a hurry, rushing through key chapters. Those unfamiliar with the story won't be able to fill in the blanks. Those that are, will wonder why some parts were left out. Key scenes, like Moses and his conversation with the burning bush or the epic parting of the sea are underwhelming. The seven plagues do no better. The god who Moses takes his orders from, is not an omnipotent one nor does he have a booming voice. Instead, He takes the form of an annoying, impatient, unsmiling child with a thick British accent. The writing of the Ten Commandments is a laugh-worthy scene. Bale, who is a strong reason one would think of watching this film for, has precious little to do in the second half. And one should remind the guy he isn't Batman any more. Lose that low, gruff voice, mate. It's not helping. And it must be tough being a supporting actor in your own starring role. The middle of the film is the only part worth watching. Beginning and end is just plain whatever. Save for Edgerton's Rameses, everybody else seems indifferent to the goings-on, like they're going through the motions. They're deader than the Israelites, who at least can blame it on overtime. Paul Aaron as Joshua plays a shadow to Moses. He's about the least lively prop in the film, he's that sedated. The lesser said about Sir Ben's role the better.

What to do: Watch The Ten Commandments or The Prince Of Egypt to fill in the blanks, if you do decide to watch this film. And if you can, do yourself a favour and skip the 3D version.