It is that time of the year when mushy thoughts run wild across the film industry. Sach pucho toh kuch kuch hota hai… Stars, who are single deserve a date, stars who are dating several deserve a break, and stars who are pretending not to date anyone deserve a wake-up knuckle on their head. While you catch your breath, here is what stars need to be gifted this Valentine’s Day.
Ranbir Kapoor: A brand new love-interest in his sookhee (dry) zindagi to make it sukhi (happy). Close friends say Ranbir has decided to stay single for now. But hopefully cupid will find him a match soon.
Ranveer Singh:
A high testosterone level cure for our hyper-hero. Ranveer’s energy level is way beyond normal. As one of his directors tells me, “I get very nervous when he he enters the set. Woh ladka kya karega, kya bolega, kya pehnega… you never know.” So a melt-down of his mojo this Valentine’s Day is called for.
Deepika Padukone:
A copy of PeeCee’s Guide To Firangi Media Interaction. While Priyanka has been rocking it on one American talk-show after another, Deepika has been missing the ‘It’ element. She is just too proper. While we can’t imagine her downing tequila on talk shows, she needs to let loose.
Varun Dhawan:
A truth serum, so that he can finally come out and admit to dating Natasha Dalal. What is the problem in admitting to a girlfriend, Varun? Decades ago Aamir Khan hid his marriage to Reena. He thought the revelation would cause a qamayat. Stop doing an Aamir to your relationship. Confess to it this Valentine’s Day.
Alia Bhatt:
A Manish Malhotra lehenga and a performance at her sangeet by Sourabh Shukla for Sidharth ki dulhania? Alia has more or less admitted on Karan Johar’s show that she is dating someone and that someone is “more than what she had hoped for?” So shall we order a Manish Malhotra bridal outfit? In Jolly LLB 2 Saurabh Shukla is not only a fan of Alia, his daughter wants a Manish Malhotra lehenga for her wedding. And his chosen song for his daughter’s sangeet ceremony is Gulabo from Alia’s Shaandaar. We recommend the same for Alia.
Kangana Ranaut:
Collected classical songs of the legendary Hindustani classical vocalist Roshan Ara Beghum. Also a copy of the song Mera Naam Karega Roshan by Manna Dey. And finally a rendezvous with veteran actor Roshan Seth.
Jacqueline Fernandez:
An Energizer Bunny endorsement campaign for India’s most energetic product asli glee. Wishing a boyfriend for the super-charged lady this Valentine’s Day though I can’t imagine who would be able to match her energy level except Ranveer Singh. And he’s taken.
Sushant Singh Rajput:
Collected songs of Gurdass Maan and Diljit Dosanjh for Sushant to strum and sing on his guitar to his newly acquired Punjabi love interest. Sushant could also pay a visit this Valentine to a Beauty Sanon…I mean, Salon.
Tiger Shroff:
Could we order some online self esteem for Tiger so he can stop saying he is not worthy of being Disha Patani’s pati? At least now after her disastrous presence in Kung Fu Yoga, Tiger should stop saying she is too good for him. Come on, Tiger. Let her be your Valentine.
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