If the tee fits...
...wear it proudly. At least, we think these stars should. We’ll let these statement T-shirts tell a tale on them!
Picture this: A star walks in the room. You take one look at his/her tee and you’re bent over double. If you’re fairly familiar, you’ll be all like, ‘That’s so you!’ and laugh. And the star hasn’t even uttered a word yet. Awkward, if the star didn’t share your opinion about it or ask for it. That’s what so ironic about statement tees. People will always deny they embody a single word of what’s printed.
And here’s the thing: They probably are not going to do it themselves (wear a tee that spells out their attitude/approach to things/ life motto) any time soon... so here we are, doing it for them a day after World T-Shirt Day!
Aamir Khan
I may be wrong, but I doubt it
Why? Supposedly sensible, he has an opinion on everything. A latter-day Mahesh Bhatt, if you will. Any cause, any controversy and he’s got something to say. And he’s so convinced about his opinion, you’d rarely question it. I mean, he couldn’t be wrong, could he? (AIB Roast, though...)
Shah Rukh Khan
Kiss my ace!
When was the last time he has not taken a joke on himself, on the chin? When was the last time he made a joke on someone? And when was the last time he made someone famous when asked to apologise when he felt he had done nothing wrong? Our case in point. Plus he’s top of his game. Even if the critics don’t think the same about his films. And really, he couldn’t care!
Alia Bhatt
Classy, sassy and a bit smart assy
Check, check and check. So what if she got the name of India’s President wrong. How many of you can name all the members of AIB correctly? Huh? It takes guts, gumption and a little risky behaviour to go the way she did and make a video about it and laugh with her haters, rather than have them laughing at her.
Arjun Kapoor
Like a sloth
Let me spell sloth for you. A-R-J-U-N. There’s something about his lazy eyes, laboured gait, cocky swagger and mid-tempo dialogue delivery that keeps you rivetted and him rooted to the spot. Not moving? Yeah, that’s what it means last I checked. Sloth only, this one is.
Salman Khan
I don’t have a short temper. I have a quick reaction to bullshit
Bhai the way, he’s being human when he stares you down after you’ve said something that doesn’t sit well with him. Things could get worse. This man suffers no fools.
Anil Kapoor
Looks 18, feels 14, acts 8. That makes me 40
Turning 60 soon and then he officially enters the silver fox bracket. Two things needed —cool swagger and youthful looks — and he has both. He’s clearly not acting or feeling 58 for sure, but yeah! We’re sure he gives the 40-plus stars something of a complex.
Kajol
Quiet! I am reading
Try getting her attention when she’s buried in a book. Just try. We dare you. No, we double dare you. (Disclaimer: You’re responsible for your own actions and the consequences thereof, if you do. Just saying...)
Hrithik Roshan
iPreach
Yawn! I’d really like to quote the man here, but we’re only halfway through the list. Let’s just let your curious self make that detour when you feel like. A little less conversation please, Duggu?
Kareena Kapoor Khan
Too busy being pretty
Coudn’t be bothered looking plain even if she wanted to. The cool cat who turns up her nose at the rat race quite constantly, Bebo is the best at this, even when she isn’t trying.
Priyanka Chopra
Yes, you can!
Only PC. Why the hell not? Well, if she can, you can, too. Make a mark in Hollywood and tackle racism and be the lead on a hugely promoted show in a span of three years, follow her dream (singing) and cheer on her peers in India and in the US. She can, and you can, too! So, there!
Saif Ali Khan
Can’t someone else just do it?
Just do it (for me), is what this Nawab will gladly tell you. Kar de na yaar, isn’t just a sentence it’s a statement, Saif lives by. No contest here. Moving on...
Shahid Kapoor
Gettin’ real tired of wearin pants and being responsible
So grown up, Shasha has become! Arranged marriage and all. Issey kehte hain sanskaar. Kuch seekho, Shahid se. So what if he had all those affairs! Hasn’t everybody?
Deepika Padukone
I’m a hugger
But she is! Just Google her name with the keyword ‘hug’. Maybe it’s the Ranveer Singh effect or maybe she was always this way. Either way, nobody’s complaining. So yeah, keep up the good work, Dippy!
Aditya Roy Kapur
Proud supporter of messy hair and sweatpants
He’s got the looks, but doesn’t flaunt it like he should. Ok, don’t get me wrong here. The out-of-bed look works sometimes. When he uses it, is not one of those times. Seriously Adi, we’re saying this for your own good.
Katrina Kaif
Home is where my bed, Netflix and ice cream are
Deny it all you want, Kat, ever since you moved in to your rumoured love nest with Ranbir Kapoor, we rarely see you at parties, darling! Ghar pe kya rakha hai? Okay, don’t answer that! When are you inviting us over?
Imran Khan
The entire cat population is my best friend
Imran loves cats and is not afraid to show it. Tipping the scales of awws with a record eight cats (Seriously... and one’s named SIgmund Freud!) and three dogs. What’s not to love, right?
Ranbir Kapoor
Haters gonna hate
Two words. Bombay Velvet (Roy doesn’t count). Well, if that didn’t send the hate in you bubbling to the surface, he’s also annoyingly coy about his relationship status. But he couldn’t care less. And we’re sure he’ll bounce back in no time. And announce the shaadi, too??
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