Madonna shocks in revealing lingerie, X-rated performance

Madonna’s decision to parade her admittedly fantastic body in skimpy lingerie on stage in Miami on Monday has apparently backfired.

Her thong, which was seemingly placed over flesh coloured knickers, had ridden up underneath fairly translucent fishnet tights and her satin basque offered little in the way of protection, the Daily Mail reported.

It made for an undignified sight; and an unnecessary one because Madonna would look good in a bin bag, and while nobody expects her to be giving Gaga a run for her money: the imagination’s the limit.