Here are the awards that the makers were probably too shy to give away...
On Sunday, Karan’s ‘august’ panel of fashion and personality specialists Neha Dhupia (the ever-ready opinion provider of the glamour industry), Malika Arora (the oomphiest panelist on this side of….well, Malaika Arora since there is none like her), Rohan Joshi (the Roast host) and Ayan Mukerjee (who sometimes makes movies) gave out their Koffee With Karan Awards. They missed out on the Real awardees this season. Here’s listing the awards that Karan’s panelists were shy to honour.
1. Most Lurid Confession Of The Season: Arjun Kapoor telling the world that he has a larger p**** than Varun Dhawan. Okay, agreed Karan Johar provoked him into blurting out this private truth. But Karan was doing his job. What was Arjun Kapoor doing by falling into the titillating trap, compromising and embarrassing not just himself but his colleague and friend (?) Varun. By the way, how does Arjun Kapoor know this vital fact?
2. Second-most Lurid Confession Of The Year: Twinkle Khanna telling the world about the “few extra inches” that her husband has over that places him above the Khans. Don’t ask me why, but one of Akshay’s co-stars who called after the episode was laughing very very hard at Twinkle’s statement. Don’t ask me why.
3. Most Uncomfortable Guest Of The Season: Has to be Kapil Sharma. He was awkward as hell, and it showed. No, nothing to do with his discomfort with English language. It had everything to do with the tone of the show. He looked stumped when KJo casually asked him about his sex life.
4. Most Mismatched Guests Of The Season: Katrina-Anushka. There was no reason whatsoever for Katrina to come on the show with Anushka. They had nothing in common - except for Jab Tak Hai Jaan - and it showed.
5. Most Fun Couple Of The Season: Alia-Varun, hands-down. They were infectious in their gusto, unstoppable in their energy level. They were naughty but knew where to draw the line. In other words, for once the show was fun without getting vulgar. The couple reminded me of two bratty kids in a toy store grabbing everything on the shelf while the indulgent father looked on.
6. Biggest Snub Of The Season: Deepika Padukone. Why was she missing? We missed her
7. Most Sporting Guest Of The Season: Sohail Khan.When told he was appearing on the 100th episode Sohail quipped that the 1, 0, and 0 in the number 100 stood for Salman, Arbaaaz and Sohail respectively. Great going, Sohail. We wish more guests on our talk shows would display the sporting spirit of Matt Damon who can’t stop cracking jokes on himself and his ongoing feud with talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel.
8. Most Casual Hero Worshippers Of The Season: Fatima Sana Shaikh and Sanya Malhotra obviously revere and idolize their screen-father from Dangal. But throughout the show they cracked jokes at Aamir’s expense, contradicted and cut him short.Not once did Aamir mind this.He smiled through the two girls’s exuberant snubs.
9. Most Redundant Guest Of The Year: Priyanka Chopra had said it all on every prominent talk show in America. There was nothing that Karan could get out of her.
10. Biggest Party Crasher Of The Season: Kangana Ranaut came on the show, insulted her host Karan Johar by calling him the “flag bearer of nepotism” and the “movie mafia” and made herself the poster girl of anti-patriarchy in Bollywood. Good show, girl.So what if Rangoon didn’t work. You were a hit on Karan’s show.
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