BOL RANBIR BOL: Where we interpret RK's best known dialogues...
A brief through some of Ranbir Kapoor's best loved dialogues over the years since his debut, show a remarkable application to his real life as well. We run you through the original dialogues and where we'd see him using them in real life...
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TALKING ABOUT LIFE GOALS
"22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon."
But he's a star son, so that's pretty much how it could pan out, Ranbir-willing. But the latter part of this dialogue is why he lives life to the fullest
"Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?"
Shaadi is for losers. Just ask Ranbir!
"Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... itni zor se aata hai ki pant mein hi ho jaata hai"
If all else fails...
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TIMES HE TRIED TO TELL US THE OBVIOUS
"Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai"
Well, one loved him enough to get a tattoo she'd now rather like to forget she has. The other would rather forget she was ever in a relationship with him
"Ek tarfa pyar ki taqat hi kuch aur hoti hai ... auron ke rishton ki tarah yeh do logon mein nahi bat'ti ... sirf mera haq hai ispe"
When he loved, there was only person in love. It sure as hell wasn't him.
"Mohabbat karna hamare bas mein nahi hai ... us mohabbat se door chale jaana ... woh hamare bas mein hai"
Truer words were never spoken.
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"Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai"
If only the girl who loved him heeded the signs!
"Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga"
He tried warning them, but it was always too late.
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... AND CONVINCE US TO BELIEVE IN HIM
"Boss number kam hai ... dimag nahin"
Yeah, so what if Bombay Velvet or Besharam didn't work.
"Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai"
That explains the excitement around every RK project.
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LIFE LESSONS...
"Marne ke liye tumhe kitne bhi reasons mil jaye ... jeene ke liye bas ek hi wajah kaafi hoti hai"
Aur woh ek wajah ishq hai? We'd imagine RK was a born-again lover, ten times over!
"Risk toh Spiderman ko bhi lena padta hai ... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon"
Bhai, aisi filmein karoge to salesman hi bann ke reh jaoge.
"Kal toh chala gaya, us pe koi control nahi ... aur aane waala kal toh tabhi sambhalega ... jab aaj kuch thik kar do"
Do unto others and all that jazz!
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...WE WISH HE HEEDED
"Log kehte hai ki kal main apni zindagi badal doonga, lekin kar nahi paate ... mera kal aa gaya hai, lekin hum chahe jitna badal jaye ... hum mein apne beete huye kal ki keemat deni padti hai"
Obviously, if all those rumours about his love life were true, he should be rather worried.
"Zara si saavdhaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani"
He isn't talking about birth control. Or is he?
"Aasaan hai kya aisi mohabbat karna ... jiske badle mohabbat na mile"
He just can't stress it enough.
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