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Giving advice is a way of life for us. We have an opinion on what everyone should be doing and we don't hesitate to tell them what they are doing wrong and what they should do... the right way.

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Giving advice is a way of life for us. We have an opinion on what everyone should be doing and we don't hesitate to tell them what they are doing wrong and what they should do... the right way.
Well, we are no different from the rest. We believe that we should be sharing our thoughts on some actors and basically showing them the mirror. While actors spend hours peering into one, they don't seem to be seeing the picture clearly. That's where we come in. We are here to give them some noteworthy advice and it's all free, free, free...

Anupam Kher
You must
: Do less movies
In 2014, Kher was seen in 12 movies. He has some seven releases in a row in the one-two months of the year. we are not saying Mr Kher, that you are coming out of our ears. Wait, we are saying that. Worse, you look like you are sleepwalking through the roles. The year has begun and he has already starred in Baby. While it's great that the actor can clock so many movies every year, it would be much more appealing to see him show his acting chops in meatier role than in movies like Super Nani.

Bipasha Basu
You must
: Stop with the horror films
Bipasha has earned herself the title of Horror Queen. Her last few movies include Raaz 3, Aatma, Creature 3D, and Alone. Early in her career, she starred in Raaz and Aatma. And though she has the title, barring Raaz, none of the flicks have worked at the box office. That sure is an indicator that the horror movies are proving to be a nightmare only for the distributors.

Hrithik Roshan
You must
: Spread the love, but limit mein!
Hrithik Roshan looks like Jesus Christ Superstar. The trouble is, he has started talking like him too. Most of the industrywallas are talking about how he needs to dial down on all the talk about spreading love, the miracle called happiness and vibes. He is sounding more and more like a spiritual discourse. Sri Sri Ravi Shankar must be feeling threatened about losing his disciples to Duggu.

Jacqueline Fernandez
You must
: Put the phone camera way!
Fan love it when their favourite actor posts pictures on their Instagram account, but the rate at which Jacqueline keeps updating her account is boredom-inducing. Considering she is part of A-list movies and is working opposite many superstars like Salman Khan and Ranbir Kapoor, it's time she cuts down on her insta appearances. Keep it mysterious, girl! We don't have to know what you are doing every minute of every day.

Prabhudheva
You must
: Reinvent yourself
Accept that South films are not working anymore. Stop churning out films like a factory. Stop, reconsider and then shoot. The audience is supremely bored of the rehashes you has been doling out at regular intervals. The box office performances of the movies are a good yardstick to go by. R... Rajkumar and Action Jackson should tell you something is wrong. All your films, the action scenes and the dances are the same. Time to do something original and new now.

Amitabh Bachchan
You must
: Be seen in less ads
From jewellery brands to noodles to cement to even hair oil, Big B has been the face of so many products. While the charm of the actor is undeniable, it would be good to see him in fewer commercials. With Shamitabh, there are even more ads of products that the movie had tied up with, that had seen Bachchan senior in them. Quality only please. By more quantity, it is the brands that are gaining value, you are lose yours.

John Abraham
You must
: Stop hiding the wife
While nobody expects John and Priya to be joined at the hip, the two have hardly ever made any appearances together. Mrs john Abraham continues to be a mystery in the industry.

And also...
You must: Practice what you preach

The actor has been constantly saying how he wants to act only in movies that are hatke. Ironically, his next two releases are Welcome Back and Hera Pheri 3. Going by the prequels, these two movies are absolute masala movies. Wonder what happened to all those sport-based movies that you were planning?

Sonakshi Sinha
You must
: Look different on screen
Be it Rambo Rajkumar, Bullett Raja or Tevar, Sonakshi goes from one shot to another with absolute ease. Not so much because she's gets under the skin of her character quickly, but because she carries the same wardrobe from one movie to another. She is always playing the damsel in distress act with a slight change in her wardrobe. She recently got a makeover off screen, now we hope she follows it up on the big screen too. Do a film which requires you to play a dramatically different role.

Karan Johar
You must
: Everybody dance now, but you stop!
Yes, we get it that Karan is a delight on the floor. But he is the judge. The channel forgets that, the contestants and the host as well. They love to see him groove and it takes little to get KJo to shake a leg. The director could rest those dancing shoes for a bit. We suggest he exercise his dance skills only at private parties.

Madhuri Dixit-Nene
You must
: Repeat after me: I am not a Christmas tree!
This gorgeous diva is often too styled. Too much make-up, hair too in-your-face, too much jewellery and it's just too much! We often wonder if her stylist raids a teenager's wardrobe every time she has to step out. The saris are great, but the dresses aren't flattering at all. Stick to what suits you.

Sharman Joshi
You must
: Get over the solo hero obsession
Yes, we get it that you are immensely talented, but we would rather see you in a meaty role in a movie like 3 Idiots instead of playing saviour by getting your grandmother to turn into a model! It's time you get out of dreaming of making it big as a 'solo hero' and instead pick up good roles. Maybe call Rohit Shetty for the Golmaal sequel?

Farhan Akhtar
You must
: Stop singing
You are a brilliant actor, and director. You have great instincts as a producer. Farhan, you can do anything, but you are not a singer. The only raspy voice we want to hear is Bryan Adams.

Ameesha Patel
You must
: Tell us when your film will release
We have heard enough about how many offers you get and everything about the films that you are producing and the top actors you have approached. Now just tell us the release date. Till then, go into hibernation.

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