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Aishwarya Rai: Hi, I am Miss World!

Abhishek: I am a Refugee!

Abhishek: I like your Jeans!

Aishwarya: Oh, you’re quite a Bluffmaster!

Abhishek: No, I mean it! Tera Jadoo Chal Gaya!

Aishwarya: Aur Pyaar Ho Gaya? Not so fast! What do you do?

Abhishek: My dad is Sarkar! I aspire to be Sarkar 2! Bas Itna Sa Khwab Hai!

Aishwarya: I am the Mistress of Spices! What’s your education?

Abhishek: I can count upto Dus!

Aishwarya: That’s great! I only know Dhai Akshar Prem Ke!

Abhishek: Is that why you wrote “Main Prem Ki Deewani Hoon” on my car bonnet?

Aishwarya: No, that was because someone Provoked me!

Abhishek: I could have called the men in Khakee, you know?

Aishwarya: I’ve only one Shabd for you - Sorry!

Abhishek: Care for a Naach?

Aishwarya: No, thanks. I’ve lost my Taal!

Abhishek: Come on, I’ll show you how to Jhoom Barabar Jhoom!

Aishwarya: I don’t have the Josh right now!

Abhishek: Ok, would you like to watch a movie? I’ve two tickets for Umrao Jaan!

Aishwarya: If you’re asking me out on a date, shouldn’t you at least shave? You look like some Devdas!

Abhishek: Are you scared to be seen with me in public because the media might start calling us Iruvar and write about our Mohabbatein?

Aishwarya: Oh, Kuch Naa Kaho about the media!

Abhishek: Well, we can always Run from the media!

Aishwarya: Or I could hide under a Raincoat! But won’t they think I am acting strange?

Abhishek: At least they will think you’re acting! They know acting is in my Rakht!

Aishwarya: You mean you’re The Guru of acting? Then why don’t you teach me? I want to show the world that Hum Kisise Kum Nahin!

Abhishek: But to learn acting we need to have a Dil Ka Rishta!

Aishwarya: Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam! I mean, Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai!

Abhishek: So are you ready to come into my Antarmahal!

Aishwarya: Kyun… ho gaya na? This is the problem with men!

Abhishek: Hey, come down to Zameen! I meant let’s go inside and pray to Om Jai Jagdish!

Aishwarya: Oh, I’d this split-second vision of you and me with Bunty aur Babli!

Abhishek: I think you’re nervous. Why don’t you go home and… Phir Milenge?

Aishwarya: You’re right! My heart is going Dhoom 2! Bye!

Abhishek: Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna!