Rose butt, writes Sajid Khan

The Snapchat CEO allegedly made a comment about my country. The comment was about India being a poor country. If he has made this comment, not only do I hate him, but I would completely support the boycotting of his app, Snapchat. Not Snapdeal!!! Bechare Snapdeal ki rating kyun girayee aapne? 

Most people I know were very upset about this CEO and his rubbish comment and decided to uninstall Snapdeal. Waah! Goa mein Jurassic Park couple ko rasta dikha deta hai technology. Amitji uninstalls a confused youth’s apps from his phone and adds new technology. Mhanje kaay? In today’s day and age of news and world info being not a daily but an hourly affair, most people are still misinformed.

Sonu Nigam made a comment/complaint about noise pollution at religious places. That’s Sonu Nigam, haan. ‘Accha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka’ wala Sonu Nigam. ‘Sandese aate hain’ wala Sonu Nigam. ‘Bhaiyya mujhe maaf kar do’ hammy bad performance in Jaani Dushman wala Sonu Nigam. So, in today’s modern hi-tech minute-by-minute informative world, people on social media started attacking Sonu…Sood!!! Bechare Sonu Sood ne kya kiya?

If you’re talking about Kung Fu Yoga, one can still understand. But, I am sure people know the difference between Sonu Nigam and Sonu Sood. Apparently, not.

Being misinformed is one thing, but vehemently reacting without checking on any sort of fact is another. We are living in extremely exciting times. In times of technology proving to be a boon, H G Wells would have been a happy man today. But not Orson Welles. As he had said ‘Rose bud, but it would have been mistranslated into Rose’s butt! But no sweat…as all’s well as H G Wells…