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Karan: Hello and welcome to Koffee With Karan! Today on our loud sets we have the famous son of someone famous my family knew.

Famous son: Hello Karan, happy to be here because you’re a big director and producer I want to eventually work with.

Karan: So let’s start with the first question. Who are you currently sleeping with?

Famous son: I’m really happy to be here Karan.

Karan: Okay fine (laughs). Who were you sleeping with before this?

Famous son: I’m really happy to be here Karan.

Karan: Hmmmm, interesting. You know I’ve always wanted to know who influenced you as an actor so I guess my question is who else do you want to sleep with?

Famous son: I’m really happy to be here Karan.

Karan: On that exciting note I would like to introduce my next guest. Someone who is very good friends with famous son and also the daughter of someone famous my family knew, famous daughter!

Famous daughter: I’m really happy to be here Karan.

Karan: So famous daughter this is your first time on our show. Tell me, who are you sleeping with now?

Famous daughter: I’m so happy to be here and meet famous son.

Karan: Are you two sleeping with each other?

Famous son: I want to make a homosexual joke to embarrass you but I can’t because I must know my place. (Everyone laughs loudly)

Karan: Famous daughter, you have gone on record to say that you are currently not in a relationship. So which girl would you rather sleep with?

Famous daughter: I’m just here for the hamper Karan.

Karan: That’s true. I feel given that you’re the queen of the next generation of Bollywood actresses, would you ever sleep with a hamper?

Famous daughter: Only if the script demands it Karan.

Karan: Okay enough fun and games now let’s move on to my famous rapid fire round! Famous son, I will start with you.

Karan: Would you sleep with that girl?

Famous son: Khan’s are amazing.

Karan: In order of preference which of these girls would you rather sleep with?

Famous son: Kapoors are best.

Karan: If you could sleep with any actress in history barring your mother because I love aunty who would it be?

Famous son: Sanjay Leela Bhansali.

Karan: That was an amazing performance famous son. Famous daughter are you ready to reveal even more secrets about who you want to sleep with to win consumer products you can easily afford to buy?

Famous daughter: I’m happy to be here Karan.

Karan: Congratulations you have won the Koffee hamper! Famous son maybe next time. I would now like both of you to come to the Koffee wall because this set doesn’t have a kitchen and keep your signed Koffee mugs.

Famous son: Thank you Karan.

Famous daughter: I’m happy to be here Karan.

Karan: If you could sleep with a Koffee mug would it be plastic or ceramic?