Blogs

I could not attend an important company board meeting in New Delhi due to the Air India pilots' strike.

Fly Jet, buddy.

I will not vote in the Maharashtra assembly elections in October as my favourite party, the Bharatiya Janata Party, is in a total mess.

Vote Shiv Sena, yaar.

I raped a minor girl, but that was 31 years back, na.

See Roman Polanski's plight.

I don't want to attend yoga classes, they are so boring.

Really? Baba Ramdev has just purchased a Scottish island! Life on an island, oh, so exciting!

I don't want to be seen playing chess, it is an outdated game.

Check this out, mate: Russian grandmaster Garry Kasparov beat fellow Russian and eternal rival, Anatoly Karpov in a Spanish re-enactment of their legendary 1984 showdown.

We cannot resolve end India-Pakistan tension as long as there are politicians around.

Yes, we can.

Mom, I am so bored with exams.

There's hope my child with Kapil Sibal around.

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

Take the next Chandrayaan to the moon.

I don't read newspapers nowadays. News is so depressing. I'm crestfallen!

Keep up with the times, you old lady, and try the crest edition of a national daily.

I uploaded some really revealing photographs of myself and now don't know how to face my friends on Facebook.

Try tweeting about it on Twitter, you twit!

Hilarious but TRUE!