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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 21:56 IST

The Kirsten manual for Team India, on 'how you don't need a partner if you have a good hand' - something that bridge players have known for ages - has intriguing possibilities. Right now it's just a little hand-holding, and visualising, to get the players into the flow of things. The theory is that 'solo sex' will get testosterone levels so high that the young men in blue will score on the cricket field too. In other words, 'if you can't get a quick 50, go jack off'. But what coach Kirsten and team psycho Paddy Upton may not have figured out yet is the full dimension of their proposal. Rahul Dravid, for instance, is usually the slowest to get off the mark on a pitch. But in bed? Could there possibly be a correlation between scoring rates on and off the field? Will Kirsten be keeping an eye on who is the last to make it to the team bus? So it looks like there's one more player stat in the coming... er, making. Anyway, if Kirsten has equally good ideas about what to do with a cricket bat, Team India will surely be on top.

2 comments

Hmm, fascinating as usual and a provocative theory. In the past Italian coaches had banned sex while the soccer World Cup was on. In the last World Cup the WAGs accompanied the English soccer team and it seemed the players had other things on their mind at least on the playing pitch. So Kirsten is actually on a green top.

Videshi Guru, destructive funda. Result, 5 top players out of team. My appeal to all who read my post, to please convey to Indian players not to indulge in sex. This is a conspiracy against Indian team by Videshi powers.